Hello. My name is afropolitaine and i'm mostly a social drinker. I came into the game a bit late and my first and worst drinking experience has since had me holding onto the ledge while I watch some jump off the diving board and into the deep end with grace. I don't really know the names of drinks so most times, upon ordering, I will order by ingredients. I try to keep it at about three. You'll hear me say "grey goose, pineapple and sprite" or "absolute cranberry and ginger ale" or whatever the house variety of red/white wine is. The mixed drink/cocktail I know best by name and absolutely looooove is a classic mojito. Not too sweet, liquor without an overwhelming smell/taste, a bit of fizz, refreshing lime and miiint!! I love mint. When my more experienced friends order LA tap water, blow jobs, bloody marys, sexes on the beach and stuff like that I don't really know what those have in them. I'm more deconstructive in that sense. I need to know what's inside what I'mm drinking/eating. I know that I do not like brown liquor and hate coconut flavored anything [anything]. Surprise this hot tamale of an African girl does not like coconut so much that she'll pretend to be allergic to avoid any discussions about it's mythical and supposed deliciousness by people trying to sway me. I don't want and do not try to trick me by using Malibu as a base and think I won't know [Bulawayo bartender].
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(does that not look like the beauty that life should be all in a glass)
I'm not done talking about adult beverages that lead to varied states/degrees of inebriation. Look out for another post!
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*@afropolitaine*
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